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Golf Quotes Miscellaneous

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I am the toughest golfer mentally……Tiger Woods

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps……Tiger Woods

Happiness is a long walk with a putter……Greg Norman

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Golf is a good walk spoiled……Mark Twain

It is good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling……Mark Twain

If you think it is hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball……Jack Lemmon

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I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators……Gerald Ford

I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose……Gerald Ford

I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot……Don Adams

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Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one did not float too well……Graig Stadler

Golf is a game in which you yell (fore), shoot six and write down five……Paul Harvey

In golf I am one under; one under a tree, one under a rock, and one under a bush……Gerry Cheevers

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Two balls in the water. By God, I have got a good mind to jump in and make it four!……Simon Hobday

Follow through: The part of the swing that takes place after the ball has been hit, but before the club has been thrown……Henry Beard & Roy McKie

My worst day on the golf course still beats my best day in the office……John Hallisey

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The reason they call if golf is that all the other 4 letter words were used up……Leslie Nielsen

Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing……Tim Allen

A professional will tell you the amount of flex you need in the shaft of your club. The more the flex, the more strength you will need to break the thing over your knees……Stephen Baker

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Most golfers prepare for disaster. A good golfer prepares for success……Bob Toski

Golf is a non violent game played violently from within……Bob Toski

If your caddie coaches you on the tee, Hit it down the left side with a little draw, ignore him. All you do on the tee is try not to hit the caddie……Jim Murray

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Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result……Tommy Armour

If you want to beat someone out on the golf course, just get him mad……Dave Williams

Every golfer has at least 14 enemies : his clubs……Dan Jenkins

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The average golfer does not play golf. He attacks it……Jack Burke

A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintanceship with trees, sand, and water……Bob Ryan

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies……Will Rogers

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I can airmail the golf ball, but sometimes I do not put the right address on it……Jim Dent

A game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood……Samuel Johnson

The worst club in my bag is my brain……Chris Perry